Can somebody translate Spanish to English?

can you translate these spanish phrases to english please. i need appropriate answers. thanks.



1. vc 猫 idiota eu nao quero festa na minha casa ta ouvindo

agora toma

2.por que vc esta falando inglesCan somebody translate Spanish to English?
1. you and i are not going in a party at my house, now go



2. why are you speaking in english?
I don't know what vc is. This doesn't look like Spanish anyway, it looks like portuguese.



Here's what Google translate says, for what it's worth:

1. you and I do not want stupid party at my house listening ta

2. why you talking EnglishCan somebody translate Spanish to English?
That is portuguese.



1. You are an idiot I don't want a party at my house you hear, now take

2. why are you speaking englishCan somebody translate Spanish to English?
no translation at all