Can somebody translate this from spanish to english for me please?

It's a clip from a canadian show that was dubbed in spanish. Can somebody translate it into english for me please? And if you could do it word-for-word that'd be great. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5eqCDaXY鈥?/a>Can somebody translate this from spanish to english for me please?
This is a real story, it happened to a friend of a friend. An old friend Billy Baxter, Billy bean kid Baxter.
We used to call him bean kid, because Billy loved beans, he really loved them, all he ate were beans! He was addicted to beans. White beans, red and green. For breakfast, lunch and dinner. Billy's mom tried really hard to make his meals normal. She made boiled beans, beans stew, beans omelet, and in special occasions she made king beans. But there was an invisible problem, invisible, but you probably know what it is. The problem was that the beans made him do ... well my mom used to call it the passing wind. Friends, i would hate to be trapped in one of billy's wind storms. Billy released his wind storms after eating beans, and he did it after all his meals. The bad news was that his house had a permanent fragrance, the good news was that they never had to call an exterminator, the house was always fumigated. And every night after dinner, as billy finished his beans pie, the whole family put on their gas masks. They worked out everything and lived a normal family life, except for one thing, after dinner when they sat down to watch TV they didn't look like a normal family, everyone had a gas mask one. And the final day arrived, Billy's dad was going to get an honor mention. His neighbor was affected by carbon dioxide, and Billy dad had his gas mask on and used it to save her life. The bad thing was that when billy's dad returned home he wasn't wearing a mask and he found himself with a you know what of billy and fell unconscious for 3 days. He recovered just in time for the price giving ceremony. The mayor would give him a medal in a gala dinner. There were news reporters and people of the tV. everyone was very anxious, it was going to be a great night. but billy's dad was nervous that billy gasified the place and that everyone would have to run out of the place for their life's, so Mr. Baxter sat billy down and made him an offer. If Billy didn't eat beans for dinner, he would give him a beautiful new bike. It was something that Billy wanted with all his heart, you know riding the bike could be a thing that he could do with the other kids in the outdoors. and if anyone got one of Billy's winds, it would be easy to tolerate it. The dinner night Billy tried to behave himself, but it turned out that they served a delicious bean souffle, and Billy could not resist. ONe bite, how bad could it be. But the souffle was irresistible and Billy ate it all. When his dad went to greet the mayor, Billy ate the remaining of his mum souffle, as i said before billy loved beans. as soon as the mayor began his speech billy's stomach began to growl, but he knew he had to controll himself. So he sat as still as he could, not moving a muscle, but the growling became louder and louder. Some people thought it was thunders and they approached the windows to see if it was raining. on the stage billy's dad heard the recognized the sound. Billy was about to explode. As much as he tried billy knew there was nothing to do against natures forces. The mayor called Mr. Baxter to the podium, the TV cameras rolled, and in that moment Billy exploded and blew through the hall. It looked like a hurricane had destroyed everything.THe police, the firemen and the agency of natural catastrophes came to evacuate the entire neighborhood.
That was a true story it happened to a friend of a friend. Billy Baxter, who grew up to join the natural catastrophes unit, well yeah for his good work but mostly because he has to wear one of those sealed suits , and in that way he can eat as many beans as he wants.Can somebody translate this from spanish to english for me please?
The narrator is speaking very rapid Spanish- the story is about a boy who would only eat beans. Sorry, it's too tedious to try to translate word for word; you can get the idea of it by watching.



con calmaCan somebody translate this from spanish to english for me please?
no habla - 'u can't work dwon here if u don't habla' - kk.